Where am I today on the pain scale?
At a fuckin' 12 -
Seriously, they need an adult version for the stupid little pain scale model. You know that one with the smiley faces turning into angry faces? I'm not angry, I'm in PAIN! There needs to be a face with tears running down the face, mouth wide open like it's screaming or one with a conversation bubble over it dropping the F-bomb.
0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don't know why I'm even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don't want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don't want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7: I see Jesus coming for me and I'm scared.
8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9: I am almost definitely dying.
10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9: I am almost definitely dying.
10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
That would help alleviate some pain right there! It would give us something to laugh about!
I am thankful to say I had a hysterectomy at age 23 after having my son at age 22 (labor exactly like my monthly periods at age 13). This was back in the 70's when there wasn't a name for it. Then I had my daughter at age 23 also.Just before my 24th birthday.Yes it was a nightmare then and now there's a name for it and people know more about it today. It's nice to have a name for it as that's always nice to be able to put a label on it but the symptoms neverless are the same even after surgery.To this day, I still remember just like it was yesterday...something you just don' forget.
ReplyDeleteP.S. After finishing your blog, I forgot to mention from the bikini cut I had from endometriosis, the scar tissue is really bad. Of course, I choose to just live with it. I've been cut 2x in the same place and as long as I can avoid another cut I will.
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